Category Archives: Jokes

Tiger Woods

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree … he … Continue reading

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Joining the Police

A man is seeking to join the Victorian Police force – The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding … Continue reading

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Houses Located in Strange Places

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The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always … Continue reading

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Getting Older

Great Things About Getting Older….. Your eyes won’t get much worse. Things you buy now won’t wear out. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. No one expects you to run into … Continue reading

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Little Johnny and the Teacher

It was little Johnny’s first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny … Continue reading

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Good Advice

Every man knows that there are days in the month when all he has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide as a discussion tool or simply print … Continue reading

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Man v Dogs Brain Comparison

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Put a Cork in it

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Colour Chart

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Not My Job

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Fuel Prices

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Web Site

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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase. Dormitory When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Evangelist When you rearrange the letters Evil’s Agent The Morse Code … Continue reading

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Odd Signs

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty … Continue reading

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