Tag Archives: Blond

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What do you call it … Continue reading →

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?” The big woman replies: Well, before you tell me … Continue reading →

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, … Continue reading →