He drove the car down the road and parked it. Walking back he could hear a heated argument between his wife and some man.

“It’s my deer. I shot it!” he could hear his wife shouting.

The man’s voice kept insisting….”That’s not your deer, lady”

The husband started walking faster. His wife said “It is TOO my deer.

I shot it and it’s mine.”

“No it’s not” said the man.

The argument got louder and louder with his wife shouting about her killing her first deer.

Finally, the weary voice of the man was heard admitting defeat.

“Okay, lady, it’s YOUR deer. Just let me get the saddle off it……….”