Tag Archives: Puns

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. A woman has twins, and … Continue reading →

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during … Continue reading →

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank – proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. Two boll weevils grew up … Continue reading →

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger”. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became … Continue reading →

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? What do you get when you cross a humming bird with a doorbell? … A humdinger. What do you get when you cross … Continue reading →