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		<description><![CDATA[Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued &#8230; <a href="http://afhit.com/jokes/stockmarket-report">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>Paper was stationary.</p>
<p>Fluorescent         tubing was dimmed in light trading.</p>
<p>Knives         were up sharply.</p>
<p>Cows         steered into a bull market.</p>
<p>Pencils         lost a few points.</p>
<p>Hiking         equipment was trailing.</p>
<p>Elevators         rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.</p>
<p>Weights         were up in heavy trading.</p>
<p>Light         switches were off.</p>
<p>Mining         equipment hit rock bottom.</p>
<p>Shipping         lines stayed at an even keel.</p>
<p>The market         for raisins dried up.</p>
<p>Coca Cola fizzed.</p>
<p>Caterpillar         inched up a bit.</p>
<p>Sun peaked         at midday.</p>
<p>Balloon         prices were inflated.</p>
<p>And Scott         Tissue touched a new bottom.</p>
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